Life of a Freak

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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The I’m Kind of in love with Jeff Davis post

shutupanddiehl:fuckyeahjeffdavis:gettobed:

I’ve been watching The Green Screen Show and Whose Line while I wait for more Improvaganza and I’ve decided that Jeff Davis is not only funny as hell, he is also crazy sexy. This post is dedicated to his awesomeness. 

I just…I Can’t…

YAY!!<3

Oh, oh god! I’m drooling!!!

(Source: iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath)

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wings-and-pistols:

Let’s just bring this back.

Lawls, I ship these two :3

(Source: heathyr)


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after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

Lol, I love him in a non-creepy way XD




[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

violasarecool:

caucasian-asian007:

janinejks:

bluishorbs:

runstraighttothem:

I mixed the last page of the epilogue (read by the amazing Stephen Fry) with Leaving Hogwarts, changed the levels and unfortunately to make it fit, cut some bits out. But yes. This is what it sounds like.

reblogging again because of reasons.

TINGLES ALL OVER

I actually just sobbed loudly.

I feel like crying now! I’m so happy I was part of this generation, just for Harry Potter.

(Source: drummingnoisesinmyhead)

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nerdographer:

thespartacus:

entering-my-mind-palace:

maraudersmockingjay:

idfollowthespiders:

the-power-of-potter:

funnification-is-not-a-word:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

Holy crap. I didn’t even realize this. Brava for J.K. Rowling’s perfect continuity.

And all this time I was assuming ‘that awful boy’ was James. I owe him an apology.

OMFG! Brava! Bra-va!

Oh God she meant SNAPE. wow. 

NEVER NOTICED THAT.

HOLY CRAP HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCRAP

I got it after reading Deathly Hallows the first time and had to go back and check to make sure my hunch was right. I feel smart :)


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deducing-opera-ghost:

strangersatthemall:

A Study in Pink » The Reichenbach Fall

Wow. Fuck you guys.

:’( Ack! Even if he’s not dead, it’s still sad….


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gigglesanddreams:

9 frames that completely sum up the entire show.

Lol

(Source: stannisbaratheon)


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daphneackles:

yourbrothersalive:

deanhasherpes:

Species - Hunter
Best Friend - Gabriel
First Kiss - Lucifer
Love Interest - Castiel
Lover - Dean Winchester
Partner - Lucifer
Hardly Familiar - Bobby Singer
Enemy - Lucifer
Killed by - Lucifer

Species - Hunter

Best Friend - Dean Winchester

First Kiss - Sam Winchester

Love Interest - Sam Winchester (wtfisgoingon)

Lover - Gabriel

Partner - Dean Winchester

Hardly Familiar - Castiel

Enemy - Crowley

Killed By - Crowley

Species - Angel
Best Friend - Lucifer
First Kiss - Sam Winchester
Love Interest - Sam Winchester
Lover - Sam Winchester (WTF is going on here????)
Partner - Lucifer
Hardly Familiar - Bobby Singer
Enemy - Bobby Singer
Killed by - Sam Winchester (Ouch…)

(Source: heybeautifulassbut)


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